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City batter Bournemouth 1-0 to go top of the table but no-one cares, Liverpool drop to 2nd following their goalless draw with Everton and Jurgen Klopp uses all of his self control to stop himself from murdering a child, Spurs stay in 3rd, just about, the Ole train keeps on rolling, Arsenal are impressive and Chelsea are back in business.

All that plus the usual bits and bobs.