Had a dream I confronted jimmy page for makin’ moves on Mrs. B. Daddy. Turns out, he’s a wiry, wily old dude who slipped my jab and broke my nose with a head butt. Talk about adding injury to insult! I screamed “How many more times? Treat me the way you wanna do?” And he put a mortal kombat finisher on me which was a Les Paul swung with such force as to remove my head from my neck. Long story short, if there’s anything to learn from this pod, it’s not to trifle with 1/4 of Zep.
