As we present the eve pod to double-digits we reflect on where we’ve been, where we’re at, and where we’re going. We were but two kids with a dream, reviewing anything we wanted with no strings attached. Now, present-day, we still review anything we want, but with the added pressure of media speculation and critique of our critique which adds pressure and stress to our once pleasant pastime. As with anything, once money gets involved, things get complicated. Several of our family members had to be cut out of our lives. It’s sad. Tragic, even. But they wouldn’t stop asking us to review Barbasol shaving cream with the Jurassic Park themes on em.
I won’t tell you again: it’s the same stuff, just has dinos on the label. Doesn’t “smell like t-Rex”, or “foam up like a brontosaurus”. That last one doesn’t even make sense? How does one foam up like a brontosaurus? Look: it doesn’t even matter and thanksgiving is cancelled. Now then, bow your heads, thank your gods, as we bring you more “anything you want” pods…
