Based on a bunch of books apparently, Disney's Artemis Fowl went through a lot of production issues and fell victim to the pandemic, leading to its launch on Disney+. I guess the movie is about a genius Irish kid who is trying to save Colin Farrell by finding some acorn thing, which was already in his house the entire time. Also Josh Gad takes a dump on the camera. If only we had been able to experience this in a movie theatre. Shame.
