It’s the biggest party of the summer, and it’s one of the Big Four PPVs in WWE (back when they were still called that), it’s time for SummerSlam 2003! The Smackdown offerings are simple: we’ve got a boring A-Train-Undertaker match, a decent US title four way, and a big Wrestlemania XIX rematch between Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar. Also happening that night: every McMahon, live and in-person, whether you like it or not! Kane is bald, unmasked, and he’s recently tried to literally kill multiple guys on Raw! And Goldberg’s making a big SummerSlam debut inside the Elimination Chamber, will WWE seize on a very cool opportunity to make Goldberg *the* guy right as his star is shining brightest? Will they? Please… tell me they will.
