You ever been horny for a car? Like that's your girl and if anyone gets in your way, you just gotta run em down, maybe hide you and your car under some boxes until you can get the drop on 'em? Is that relatable? You've been there? Me too, I would have burned the world to the ground for my Ford escort wagon just kidding oh my god get real.
Christine is a John Carpenter movie. Christine is a Stephen King novel. Christine is the name of the 6th Keith Gordon movie you can find and it's also the name of that actually super rad car. It's a spooky! Listen to Jason and Jules get down to the best new insult that nobody has ever said and pig out on the lunchbags full of yogurt in the latest episode in the Keith Gordon filmography.
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