Though Microsoft’s cloud storage OneDrive platform uses a few different icons for its “Something Went Wrong!” message, there’s one that cracks Jack Lincoln up, every time, which would be the one which resembles a pile of doodie, wearing a birthday hat. Allegedly this is supposed to be a piece of birthday cake, but it doesn’t really resemble such, even a half crumbled one, and anyway that wouldn’t make any sense. Why a piece of birthday cake if Something Went Wrong (then again, why a totally fine looking bicycle, which is one of the other icons)? Nope, what it most resembles is a pile of poop, wearing what is unmistakably a birthday hat, one of those cardboard cones with a chin strap string. Therefore, whenever he sees this, he internally cheers, doodie hat! And has said it out loud a few times, accidentally, it’s true, which maybe his fellow coworkers up here in the Bellwether Snacks HQ think is one of his personal swear words or something.
This episode is also available as a blog post: https://jasonmcgathey.wordpress.com/2021/03/16/tales-of-a-scorched-coffee-pot-chapter-25/
