[Activate Griswold Voice]: This is it! This is the big one!
We've been waiting for this episode for a while, and it's finally here. That's right, it's the real thing - the REALEST thing - Mexican Coca~Cola made with real sugar {citation needed}.
It's our biggest, wildest episode ever with cross-border trade-dispute intrigue, blind taste tests (not by us, but still) and a conclusion so surprising you'll have to hear it for yourself. We watched way too many YouTube videos to put this thing together, now you reap the benefits.
Always the real thing, always Junk Feud!
