WANTED: A FAT FUCKING JEW PIMP (santa cruz)
TO CENSOR EVERY SINGLE POST I MAKE
WITHIN ONE MINUTE OR LESS
MUST BE NAMED CRAIG NEWMARK
AND EITHER AUTOFLAG MY SHIT
OR BE A TOTAL BITCH IN REAL TIME
(HIS ASSOCIATES ARE ALSO QUALIFIED FOR THIS ROLE)
HELPFUL TO APPEAR TO BE A BUDDHIST
AND TO RUN "PHILANTHROPIES"
TO COVER FOR YOUR SEX RACKETS
FULL OF UGLY BAY AREA HOS
JUST KIDDING, I HAVE CASEYSLIST
ALSO,
EQUATION:
NO BACKPACKS
NO OUTSIDE FOOD OR DRINK
NO BAD VIBES
=
NO CROWD
