VISIT NFCF.GQ TO GET INVOLVED WITH PRE-PRODUCTION
(HINT: BEING INVOLVED WITH PRE-PRODUCTION IS REQUIRED OF ALL POTENTIAL OSCAR WINNERS)
MAINTAIN SOBRIETY
PERFORM ON STAGE
APPEAR IN FICTIONAL MOVIES
LOUNGE BESIDE SWIMMING POOL
MAKE & SAVE MONEY FOR WORLD TOUR
MAINTAIN SOBRIETY
PERFORM ON STAGE
APPEAR IN FICTIONAL MOVIES
LOUNGE BESIDE SWIMMING POOL
MAKE & SAVE MONEY FOR WORLD TOUR
MAINTAIN SOBRIETY
PERFORM ON STAGE
APPEAR IN FICTIONAL MOVIES
LOUNGE BESIDE SWIMMING POOL
MAKE & SAVE MONEY FOR WORLD TOUR
MAINTAIN SOBRIETY
PERFORM ON STAGE
APPEAR IN FICTIONAL MOVIES
LOUNGE BESIDE SWIMMING POOL
MAKE & SAVE MONEY FOR WORLD TOUR
MAINTAIN SOBRIETY
PERFORM ON STAGE
APPEAR IN FICTIONAL MOVIES
LOUNGE BESIDE SWIMMING POOL
MAKE & SAVE MONEY FOR WORLD TOUR
MAINTAIN SOBRIETY
PERFORM ON STAGE
APPEAR IN FICTIONAL MOVIES
LOUNGE BESIDE SWIMMING POOL
MAKE & SAVE MONEY FOR WORLD TOUR
SO BASICALLY WHAT HAPPENS IS THAT THE EVIL MOSSAD TEAM LOCATES IN REC ROOMS ADJACENT TO SYNAGOGUES AND FRAMES INNOCENT WHITE MEN WHILE CHASING EVIL NAZI GRANDMA URSULA HAVERBECK.
SHE ESCAPED HER HOME IN WEST BERLIN AND CAME TO HOLLYWOOD TO GAS THE JEWS.
THE OMNISCIENT NARRATOR (THOU) KNOWS THAT WHILE THE HOLOCAUST WAS FAKED, URSULA HAS GONE MAD. WHILE SHE MAY HAVE ORIGINALLY BEEN THE VICTIM OF THE HOLOCAUST REPARATIONS FRAUDSTERS, WHE HAS NOW GONE POSTAL AGAINST SOME UNRELATED JEW CREW ACTORS.
STARRING JEW CREW
