The PR people keep offering me "exclusives" but Webster must have changed its meaning because judging by the pitches I'm receiving hacks among flaks seem to think "exclusive" means "everybody." Maybe because both words start with "e?" Who knows. I spend a little over 7 minutes regaling you with three actual cases. I bet if journalists check their emails, they'll find out I'm not the only one receiving these. Crap, there's goes another "exclusive." Enjoy.
