This week's episode covers Ryan Gosling's 2014 directorial debut, Lost River. How the river was lost, no clue, but we do know we lost 95 minutes of our lives watching it. The takeaways? Ryan Gosling loves purple, Matt Smith is exceptional at playing villains, and Saoirse Ronan looks great as a brunette. This story might be an allegory for a trip to the underworld or it might just be the worst movie we have watched this year... or both!
CW: gore, sexual harassment, rape, sex work, murder, animal abuse, apocalypse
