A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...using their massive space station, the evil Democratic empire attacked the peaceful people of Lahaina, Maui, in order to appropriate their lands for their own nefarious needs. A ragtag group of heroes led by Jedi Master Elijah Newton and Princess Mel Organa November launch a verbal counterattack against the institution's high priest, the evil Sith Lord, George Soros, and his apprentice Lord Obummer. Can our heroes free the truth before Albany finds itself the victim of a mysterious "forest fire"? Only time will tell. This, and much more, proves that being a hero is thirsty work, so why not...Do The DEW?
