In this episode Eli and Mel reveal the super duper top secret world of a man and his never-ending quest to find the one thing we all need...Love! The Lord of The Rings has taught us that the most amazing journeys begin with one step...unless you're Chris-Chan. Then you never take any actual steps. In his journey to find the one boyfriend-free girl he stands so completely still that he's invisible. He posts his attraction posters all over Virginia, he harasses women, fights security, shoots laser beams at his evil love-hating nemesis Mary Lee Walsh, gets expelled from college, pens a letter to George W. Bush and Dick Cheney, goes slut fishing at his local mall, and does pretty much anything you can think of that scares away even the most desperate middle aged single mothers. All of this and more in...The Love Quest Saga!
