In this episode of "Funky Alien Anal Probing Butt Love Summer of Butt Love" Eli and Mel smack you upside the head with the truth! Ever thought the Bible got the story wrong? Well that makes sense since it was rewritten by the people who historically loved Jesus so much that they nailed him to a piece of wood! The REAL story of Jesus may not be as rock-n-roll as you thought and might leave you with more questions than answers. Just how did Jesus make a living? Why was he dressed like a woman and surrounded by dudes? Is a desert really that interesting? Does he really abhor violence? Despite being literate why didn't he write any of his shit down? Most important of all, was he betrayed by Judas Iscariot or by Judas's evil twin brother? If you want the answers to these questions, plus a few you didn't know you had, plug us in! Just make sure you know how to do your... Alien Maffs!
