It's the Summer of Butt Probing Love! Eli and Mel bring you one hell of an episode to ease your Independence Day hangover. Want to know what the conversation between a young impressionable European teenaged boy and a hot sexy thousand-year-old female extraterrestrial would look like? We got you covered! Listen as we share a one-sided conversation in which the alien divulges the secrets of the universe, the secrets to life, and all the warnings your mother should have given you about joining all of those pesky cults! What was the young man's contribution to the conversation? We don't know! It's probably something along the lines of "He he he...pointy boobs...he he he..." So, come join us for the adventure! There are plenty of dangers out there in space: God, humanity spreading like cancer, beam ships tearing holes in time and destroying entire solar systems. But possibly the worst threat of them all should make you heed our warning when we say...Beware The Calamari!
