Tummy Time is flying first class for this one. We kick things off with some classic dating advice from the 1930s. Justin regales us with both his lukewarm reception on flying first class for the first time and his undying love for the Q-tip. Salt is both a Christian Dating App and what we feel for Norm MacDonald's placement on Rolling Stone's SNL Top List. Barbara Walters talks about sex all the time and Alec Baldwin refuses to accept man's laughter charges. Remember the royal family? Yeah, Prince Harry waxes his todger with his dead mom's lip cream. Tennessee cops engage in wage theft, fired Wells Fargo pisser accuses dancers of constant incontinence, and the MLK statue: is it a dick? We wrap the show up with Marilyn Manson making a lady drink to much and Brian Walshe not thinking enough. We'll see you next Tummy Time.
