Tummy Time Coming in hot! We got some kid stories, some dog stories, and a bevvy of basketball in this one, folks. We start off the top of the show with a gentle reminder to watch the Puppy Bowl which will not star Bobi, the current record holder for Oldest Dog. Poor Tom Brady, what ever will he do with his time in retirement? Justin played youth sports and won many award (singular) in his signature Olajuwons. Men start showing up at a lady's house looking for sex they purchased on the internet via Venmo. A shop lifter tries to bag a big ol' hog. Demons sing Rhianna songs in Hell. The Only Fans Teacher is plotting karmic revenge on her friend that ratted her out. Cousins get married, start OnlyFans content, and a kid orders too much food in order to promote his mom's bakery. We'll see you next Tummy Time.
