Put up your dukes! Queensbury Rules in this episode of Tummy Time. Starting off the show with some extreme penis dating. Some like it small, some like it big, and fortunately, there are some niche sites for that. Jussie almost gets in a convenience store brawl but just gets called a Debbie Downer for not doing Tranq or buying purportedly legal and legit power tools from a van. Slap competitions and beach brawls are now quite the rage amongst the ladies. Justin is calling all comers down to Novrozsky's for a double helping of knuckle sammiches. Sink Piss Tour 2023 is currently in planning phase. What do you do when your high school football coach fails to recognize talent? Tell him! ...in a completely anonymous email that you own his fake-NFL-playing ass. In the 90s, you had to be careful about what ear you got pierced. Pollution is turning the flies gay, and asteroids are crashing to the earth, much like 1998's Armageddon. Buffalo Wild Wings boneless wings aren't wings! DQ doesn't serve ice cream, and a Florida french maid that ain't paid to clean! FIGHTING WORDS!
