We're starting this episode right with some certified giggles. A BBC reporter gets hotboxed, John Tesh is good at basketball (music), and a bungee jumper finds himself at the end of his rope. Cyst loves me! Neil's (literal) ass is looking for an invite on Dr. Pimple Popper. If Joe Biden wants to defeat Trump again, he's gonna have to bring the heat - let's hear the president's Hot Five. What if your medical records showed 'tiny dick'? Another insurance scam: they're gonna use your DNA test against you! Mark the tape. Who wants to win this guy's cum? Tummy Time is overly interested in the success of one man's game show. The most dangerous game! Micro penis sex positions and trick rulers: what not to bring to the company Christmas party. Rep Randy McNally can't help himself when he stumbles upon a rainbow and a ray of sunshine. Are women still getting lap dances from (the) Chris Brown in 2023? And we wrap the show with a Public Service Announcement, some lady peeing in a cop car, and Pat Sajak giving some dude a full nelson. We'll see you next Tummy Time.