What does it mean to "Never Forget?" In this special 9/11 episode, we have stand-up comedian and America's Sweetheart, Kandace Medina, come on the show and truly teach us what it means to be an American. Welcome to Tummy Time! From growing up a foul-mouthed kid in Texas to getting picked up on the local-branch of Mugshawtys, Kadance will have you in laughing all the way through the greatest American holiday. Rewriting the American entrance exam, having too much fun in jail, and getting blamed for 9/11. Have you ever baked cupcakes to ask a friend to prom? Wanna know what it's like to compete for Masterchef? Does America truly have the best propaganda? All this and more on this hilarious and very, very patriotic podcast episode.