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TMNT Shellcast pounces into review of “The Catwoman from Channel Six” from season 2 episode 12 of the 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. In the episode, Shredder experiments with Krang's Matter Transporter and accidentally sends Bebop and Rocksteady to the turtles’ sewer lair. April finds the transporter, accidentally activates it, and is trans-mutated into a cat. The turtles eventually rescue her and destroy the transporter, and April returns to her human form.

Chris hosts the encore to last week’s Turtle Tech marathon, featuring the first publication of a matter transmitter (00:16:04) and the invention of the electric dog collar (01:55:49). The Last Ronin video game announcement is the feature of this week’s Channel 6 Breaking News (00:40:49). Chris, Jon, and Andrew Reptile Draft the best video games of all time (00:55:41) featuring killing hookers (00:59:44), generation one (01:00:41), jump turns (01:04:38), the best sports game ever made (01:06:30), call cousin Vinnie (01:09:24), Portland Baycats (01:13:26), the actual best sports game ever made (01:15:44), MJ: one-on-one (01:21:55), death by dysentery (01:25:29), button mashing (01:30:14) and two of the best open world games of all time (01:29:11) (01:30:14). Turtlisms (02:15:08) and the Twitter Poll Question (02:35:27) sandwich a better-late-than-never Pizza Time! where Andrew eats everything minus the green veggies (02:17:42), Twitter Poll results of Girl Scout cookies (02:22:17) requiring Jon to spin the Pizza Time! wheel (02:23:19), and the Villain Power Ranking (02:28:06) which was re-worked and streamed exclusively to YouTube as a bonus episode.

Also featured in this episode is a glitch in the matrix (00:00:39), one more memory erasher (00:05:15), bad Elon Musk (00:08:38), Jon's least favorite day of the year (00:09:29), poop (00:11:04), April acting a fool (00:11:50), Jon's faux paus (00:12:22), John Wick (00:29:59), not drunk hiccups (00:30:28), more John Wick (00:52:51), Dr. Chris Seuss (01:54:55), kaboom is right (02:12:28), more poop (02:26:57), even more poop (02:39:26), and yes, poop once more (02:44:51). But don't say we are fixated on bathroom stuff (02:43:11).

Link to NYC underground: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/s8noaq/16_stories_below_midtown_manhattan/


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