After a somber week without TMNT Shellcast, Chris, Jon and Andrew return with a breakdown of "Burne's Blues" from season 3 episode 7 of the 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series. In the episode, Burne Thompson is dissatisfied with Channel 6's investigative reporting, prompting him to return to journalism and search for the Turtles. Meanwhile, April and the Turtles investigate broken refrigeration units, where they discover Shredder, Bebop, and Rocksteady are behind the crippling heatwave in New York. After a WILD series of events, the Turtles save April and thwart Krang's plan to cool the Technodrome using stolen nutrifreeze.
Candy and pizza collide during Andrew's Pizza Time! punishment of Mentos (00:02:11). To commemorate the 25th TMNT Shellcast episode, Andrew reveals all of the podcast analytics during State of the Pod (00:11:22) featuring a head-to-head battle between Jon and Chris. The Reptile Draft of summer things (00:57:25) marks the unofficial start of summer and Chris is the lone Shellcaster who prepared a list of Turtlisms for this episode (02:18:42). A double cowabunga episode prompts Jon to update everyone on season 3 bets during Shellcast Sportsbook (02:20:18). The introduction of Don Turtelli shakes up the Villain Power Ranking (02:24:26) and leads to the first-ever villain reserve. Chris survives the TikTok Poll Results (02:32:06), sending Jon to the Pizza Time! wheel, earning him a punishment of anchovy pizza for next episode (02:35:01). Andrew and Chris conclude the episode by answering the TikTok Poll Question: What is the best time of day? (02:43:46).
Also mentioned in this episode are whole number gas pump highs (00:00:49), pink (00:06:19) vs orange (00:06:46), drinking television static (00:07:33), not dutch (00:32:35), foot fetish (00:43:38), the Colossus of Cheese (00:47:38), firework PSA (01:00:05), sun drunk (01:01:02), grill bystander effect (01:02:30), high speed ice cream trucks (01:06:52), watermelon pro-tips (01:08:01), earthing (01:10:34), why parents are mad (01:12:15), Scotts call to action (01:13:43), 'smore smelly (01:16:36), complimentary 'cones (01:18:07), summer shower substitute (01:18:57), slides vs thongs (01:19:09), the return of the funnel cake (01:19:57), ozone (01:20:14), huffing sunscreen (01:20:22), are we in Europe? (01:20:55), anti-lake (01:21:22), pinkie out (01:21:58), boomers hate shorts (01:22:26), anti-suit podcast (01:24:34), finding $10 (01:34:05), our biggest pet peeves (01:43:19), accountant by profession and passion (01:45:05), Chris's Don Turtelli impression (01:50:18) twice (02:26:02), brain me (01:53:40), tickle me Elvis aliens (02:07:35), bad foot clan chemistry (02:11:34), shout outs to Denmark (00:19:30), Marquel (02:37:33), Lenovo (02:39:46), our dad (02:46:35), Sean (02:52:11), and Dave (02:52:57), another baby turtle (02:53:18), and saving the best for last (02:57:03).
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