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TMNT Shellcast was all over the place during its recap of "The Ninja Sword of Nowhere" from season 3 episode 13 of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 TV series.

In the TV episode, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles plan a gift for Splinter but inadvertently acquire a sought-after alien metal sword, leading to a confrontation with Shredder. Shredder gains an advantage using the sword's power, traps Splinter in a dimensional rift, and demands the Turtles' surrender. A series of events including a fake surrender, battle, and an encounter with an alien spaceship unfold, ultimately leading to the Turtles' reunion with Splinter.

Chris eats his version pizza puff during Pizza Time! (00:04:00) then Andrew recaps the NECA new product releases from San Diego Comic Con 2023 during Channel 6 Breaking New (00:17:11). Jon hosts the episode recap (00:39:13), Chris earns a Power-Up: Respin (00:54:25) and Andrew joins both to select the Best Sporting Event (01:24:58), Best Historical Event (01:36:41), and Best Literary Event (01:41:52). Chris recites all of the episode Turtlisms (02:16:48) and Shredder holds onto the top spot during the Villain Power Ranking (02:18:21). The Pizza Poll Results (02:23:37) send Andrew to the Pizza Wheel (02:27:28) again, leaving Chris and Jon to answer to Pizza Poll Question: what is your go-to karaoke song? (02:31:34).

Also featured are #turtletuesday (00:03:18), history of pizza puffs (00:04:25), Hubert in a tizzy (00:06:20), Hot Pocket's susceptor (00:07:36), French Jon (00:10:14), the poors (00:10:53), Chris's latest promise (00:13:04), bits (00:13:50), the NECA acronym (00:19:14), blowjob Leo (00:29:47), matrix glitch (00:31:12), brother arithmetic (00:41:47), Raph's shitty voice (00:43:06), naked on the face (00:52:40), Big Folder collusion (01:03:35), Krang's guilty pleasures (01:10:55), all red Starburst (01:25:01), '04 Red Sox (01:27:02), Miracle on Ice (01:30:45), Ali vs. Frazier I (01:33:04), Boston Tea Party (01:36:54), Woodstock (01:37:57), Battle of Midway (01:38:35), Bilbo's birthday party (01:42:06), End Game (01:42:54), House Cup (01:44:05), MJ (01:46:05), Tuck Game (01:46:34), Dream Team (01:46:47), Vin Scully & John Madden (01:47:34), Roman Coliseum (01:47:52), Jesse Owens (01:48:10), Boston Massacre (01:48:40), the whites of their eyes (01:49:17), pyramids & Stone Henge (01:49:41), Library of Alexandria (01:49:55), Council of Narcia (01:50:21), Renaissance guys (01:50:39), John Hancock (01:50:55), Liberty Bell (01:52:57), hawking a loogie during the Big Bang (01:53:20), real aliens (01:54:21), Roswell (01:56:09), Big Foot (01:57:13), Ender's Game (01:57:41), Eastman & Laird's apartment (01:58:14), Brady Bunch (02:02:50), fascinators (02:09:51), phe-FUCKING-nominal (02:11:47), The Avengers (02:14:27), union workers don't quit (02:15:53), heart vs. head (02:26:41), catbutt horizion event (02:27:48), Stand By Me (02:32:39), Grille 57 (02:33:25), Mr. Brightside (02:34:08), Andrew's humblebrag (02:35:15), Friends in Low Places (02:36:13), Shark Week (02:40:52), Chris's teaser (02:41:14), and mac & cheese shapes (02:42:23).

Shout out to Parker McCollum (00:01:04), ham (00:11:02), Chris (00:16:24), Pixel Dan (00:18:49), u/DrLee_PHD (00:18:58), Alton Brown (00:49:59), Inception (01:21:24), Fight Night (01:35:56), Tantasqua (01:45:42), Interstellar (02:28:08), and Street Sharks (02:41:05).

Links from the episode:

NECA Toys TMNT Figure Walkthrough at SDCC 2023 🐢 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxouAOSLL3w

(Almost) All of the NECA reveals from SDCC 2023 🐢 https://www.reddit.com/r/TMNTtoys/comments/15979ew/almost_all_of_the_neca_reveals_from_sdcc_2023/

Trans-Dimensional Turtles 🐢 https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47mfy2

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