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Chris tears it up during TMNT Shellcast #044: Pizza by the Shred from season 3 episode 26 of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 tv series.
In the tv episode, the Turtles collectively upgrade the Neutrino's Starcruiser. Michelangelo, desperate for cash, takes a job at Weird Pizza To Go, unaware it's a trap set by Shredder. He attempts to track the Turtles to the sewer lair, leading to a confrontation where the The Rat King and the Turtles ultimately thwart Shredder's plan but lose the Starcruiser in the process.
In the podcast episode, Pizza Time! (00:05:47) features Andrew eating chocolate fudge ice cream and extra garlic pizza. Chris tests Jon and Andrew's car knowledge during Turtle Tech: Automobiles (00:56:55) then Andrew recites the episode catchphrases during Turtlisms (01:48:48). During the Villain Power Ranking (01:52:18), the Foot Soldiers (01:53:30), Bebop & Rocksteady (01:54:14), and Baxter Stockman (01:54:42) shuffle spots. The Pizza Poll Results (01:57:00) give Chris a win, sending Jon to the Pizza Wheel (01:59:20) where a Power-Up: Party Pizza (02:00:18) hands everyone waffle pizza (02:03:03). To end the episode, Andrew (02:05:58) and Chris (02:07:36) answer the Pizza Poll Question: what is something you like when it's big? (02:04:38).
Also featured are airplane etiquette (00:00:42), G.R.E.A.T (00:03:03), eurotrains (00:04:33), garlic protips (00:07:29), "OMG - he bit the ice cream" (00:10:25), SpongeBob (00:11:53), Andrew's smackdown (00:12:32), lost things (00:13:11), Kaz time capsule (00:13:36), Big Y promo (00:14:48), TMNT Shellcast stickers (00:22:34), crippling window treatments (00:28:00), daylight savings whiplash (00:29:45), what is this cat? (00:34:42), D.O.P.E (00:38:16), #humblebrag (00:43:07), dildo of consequences (00:44:43), Manwich math (00:45:46), 867-5309 (00:49:24), shag car-pet (00:58:51), ugliest car ever (01:01:38), people laughing at you (01:07:40), Jon with an H (01:16:18), plural and possessive (01:22:19), marinate your dome (01:23:30), Oxford comma (01:25:09), Jon gets owned (01:27:58), Jon - man of business (01:28:45), oroboros (01:31:21), plungers (01:36:28), beefin' it (01:46:14), axe and bow (01:51:41), money vs. butts (02:15:04), nucking futs for cups (02:15:39), and the Turtlecom Q&A (02:17:34).
Shout out to Ben & Jerry (00:10:48), Ms. REDACTED (00:18:08), Toys R Us (00:27:21), @zollyflopper & butter crocks (00:42:13), Nissan Cube (01:00:06), Tanner (01:18:13), Captain Underpants (01:37:08), Buc-ee's (01:39:10), Elise (02:01:34), #41 & Tantasqua (02:05:16).
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