On this episode of The Schmear, Hailey tells the papschmears about her bar fight....did she spend the night in jail? And Aly B lets us know that Will Ferrell showed up at her front door in his Elf costume???? WTF. And of course, the co-hosts discuss in their future biopics (dropping in 2040) who they'd want to play them, the Saltburn bathtub scene, the DWTS finale, and in true schmear fashion H & A play this or that! Let's chive!