Don't do it! Don't go back to Haddenfield. But if you must, then ride along with Horrorble Opinions as we review Halloween IV (1988): The Return of Michael Myers, directed by Dwight H. Little. Danielle Harris is here! Henceforth this movie shall also be known as The Bleachening. How does one maintain their physique and strength while in a ten year coma? Who thinks the novelization is better than the movie? When will Michael stop eating dogs? Where do you keep your pulldown attic stairs? What do you like to do in a clown costume? Should Michael teach us how to worm? Could you spot when the mask went blonde? Why didn't we get a Loomis and Sayer spinoff series? The apocalypse wears a bad mask and doesn't die like a normal man, but at least this one does not have any druids or supernatural shenanigans, right?
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