Ever wonder how hard you would have to slap a raw chicken in order to fully cook it? Ever wonder how much money the United States could get for selling Montana to Canada? We have answers. Meanwhile, in Illinois, a comic shop owner is giving his business away in the style of Willy Wonka and it has us wondering, what would we do with a comic book shop? Going further, if we could make our OWN comic, what would it be like? Get ready for a podcast about everything and nothing at all.