In this episode we reach the end of Daniel’s ill-fated love story. It was a wild ride, and things got a little bit wilder this time with time-traveling love notes, woman-troll romance, orange juice benders, grandma roasting, Duolingo fetishes, and discounted sperm.
If that’s not enough for you, Daniel and Theo also reveal how they almost contributed to the field of eugenics in their own unfortunate ways.
Also in this episode: “Oh, were you popular? Whoops, I mean of course you were.”, “I would feel empowered talking to Poor Peasant.”, “The whole experience was a little emasculating, but I’d do it again.”, Thoo, Lord of the Rings, Valentine’s Day, Monopoly, World War II, Blue Collar Comedy Tour, and Pokemon.