We create a new genre of literature. Joseph finds a journal with hints of Y2K fear, and he fails his fanbase by not writing erotic fiction. Crash Bandicoot has a few choice words for Claxton. We invent a bad computer virus. Theo panic buys dragon titles. Hankin gets tired of bullying. Theo talks about his circular wandering as a child, and we spend an inordinate amount of time discussing, and singing, the fact that ducks are birds.
Also in this episode: Oprah’s book club induction, logical arguments for why you shouldn’t have to wear shoes, restraint in revealing character names, light library vandalism, foreshadowing the end of a sentence, and a secret friendship with Jay Z.