Spider sh*t.
Welcome to Critical Mess, episode 38. Tonight, Nick, Gris, and Brian are talking 2024’s Madame Web, starring Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Merced, Celeste O’Connor, Mike Epps, and Adam Scott.
Madame Web is a “movie” that tells the story of Casandra Webb (Dakota Johnson), a superhero that’s part of the Spiderman multiverse. Nothing really happens in this movie, aside from Casandra babysitting three teenagers: Julia Cornwall (Sydney Sweeney), Anya Corazon (Isabela Merced), and Mattie Franklin (Celeste O’Connor). Madame Web might have you questioning the very nature and fabric of reality.
This movie has an 11% rating with critics on Rotten Tomatoes and a 53% score with audiences.