By a show of hands, clean hands, who here takes care of themselves? Who still finds it weird to self service? And why? Furthermore, when are you growing up and plan on “acting” like an adult, like the rest of us? How does it feel to be the black sheep of society. Congrats, you’re now creepier than most registered creeps out there. Hope you’re happy! But lets be honest, you probably arent. So grab a seat, maybe grab yourself, and enjoy us giving this 26 yr old self-virgin a verbal vasectomy.
