In this pheromone-infused episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind, Joeba and Ripley lend their matchmaking expertise to Zero-FRUX, who has ventured into the world of robo-romance through MechMatch. The group kicks off with the usual Hyperspace Headlines, followed by some hilarious 1st date fails, dating advice (YIKES), how to assemble the perfect Android Female, and finally sharing their take on what makes a dating profile stand out. After an amusing profile creation session for Zero-FRUX, they set out to find their Android companion the perfect match in the dating cosmos. Will this interstellar experiment lead to love, or are they in for a binary bust? Stay tuned to find out Dimension Hoppers!
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
https://www.odditycentral.com/news/ai-powered-perfect-girlfriend-earns-30000-per-month-from-lonely-men.html
https://apnews.com/article/extraterrestrial-visitors-lexington-tourism-849580571040fd1704c67ddc1b2b6589
Laugh Alert:
1st Date Fails
https://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahdobro/people-ruined-first-dates
Special Segment:
Building the Perfect Female Android
Banter Beacon:
Lessons Learned
Interstellar Index (Social links)
IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind
Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21
Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d
Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/
Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com
Podcast Outro By:
Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song”
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