“We're two space pirates on a mission tonight
To capture footage of Santa Claus in flight
Got our mics and our cameras, ready to roll
Gonna broadcast his jolly ass from pole to pole
(ooohhh)
Christmas in the cosmos, it's gonna be wild
Two broke rebels with a mission, feelin' so riled
Santa's on our radar, and he won't escape,
We're gonna make this podcast the best in outer space!”
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
https://abc7amarillo.com/news/local/grinch-tries-to-steal-christmas-stands-in-front-of-elementary-school-with-santa-is-fake-sign-jesus-is-real-street-preacher-david-harold-grisham-sleepy-hollow-elementary-amarillo-isd-amarillo-texas-amarillo-police-magic-miracle-of-christmas
https://nypost.com/2023/10/27/entertainment/goldie-hawn-says-an-alien-touched-her-and-it-was-like-the-finger-of-god/
Today’s Laugh Alert:
Infomercial Madness Returns!
Today’s Banter Beacon:
Naughty & Nice (Joeba & Ripley Check it Twice)
Interstellar Index (Social links)
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Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21
Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d
Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/
Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com
Podcast Outro By:
Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song”
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