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Mike, Tommy, and Kevin tackle (pun intended) one of the great philosophical questions of our time: What if the Mighty Ducks went to football? What if, instead of Fulton coming to the Ducks, the Ducks went to Fulton? What would that team look like?

Show Notes

People talk. Don't mean nothin'.







Shoutout to Fulton, the Mark Chmura of the Ducks:







(Mark Chmura for those that don't know.)



Boobie Miles, from the movie Friday Night Lights, which is based on the book, which is a true story. More info on the real Boobie.







Tim Riggins, from the fictional TV show, Friday Night Lights. More info on the fake Riggins.







Here's an absurdly long article on King of the Hill, football, and Bill's touchdown record.



The completed team:



Offense



QB: Guy Germaine



RB/FB: Fulton Reed



RB: Luis Mendoza



WR: Adam Banks (Backup: Ken Wu)



WR: Jesse Hall (Backup: Connie Moreau)



TE/H Back: Dwayne Robertson



RT: Russ Tyler



RG: Dave Karp



C: Julie "The Cat" Gaffney



LG: Dean Portman



LT: Greg Goldberg



 



Defense



DE: Tammy Duncan



DT: Tommy Duncan



DT: Dave/Les Averman



DE: Connie Moreau



LB: Dean Portman



LB: Fulton Reed



LB: Ken Wu



CB: Terry Hall



CB: Peter Mark



SS: Charlie Conway



FS: Luis Mendoza



 



Special teams



K: Luis Mendoza



P: Fulton Reed



KR: Luis Mendoza



PR: Ken Wu



 



Thanks to @hopkinsm365 for the #QuackQuestion.



Tibbles jamming to the line dancing:







 



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Pod intro and outro by Josh Luecht