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Ali tells us about her dog’s dragging nipples and strategies for chatting up deli men. Brittany thinks telling Hinge dudes about her dad’s Panasonic t-shirt is a way of flirting. A wife has a strange water preference that her husband does not understand. In fear of being cut off, she starts hoarding.

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And for anyone keeping track, this is the episode where we made the mistake of talking about dogs for 45 minutes in the intro and had to cut pretty much all of it out. YOU’RE WELCOME

Bingo card coming soon!

Theme music by Adam Turay