Kelly AKA Lazy Margaret Swayze AKA my on-call tattoo artist spends her Super Bowl Sunday with me in the Mercantile. Go sports!
That one time my dog died so I got a tattoo. The way my direction went from super-meaningful to pew-pew chicken REAL quick. Kelly admits I’m her favourite client.
One minute you’re asking for an infinity symbol, the next you’re getting a neck tat.
What Kelly did before she started drawing on people for a living. Traditional tattooing and what it means to her. Sailor Jerry? You mean Sailor Jerrissica. Sharing her most horrible tattoo request. The inner labia tattoo story. My sleeve AKA the reason Kelly can afford boujee produce.
El chupacabra. Job stoppers. Worm food. Spanish prison.Dick tattoos (CRINGE). Infinity symbols. The oyster innuendo (???). "What does your tattoo mean?" and other questions you should literally never ask somebody with tattoos.
ALSO: Results from “THE MOST IMPORTANT POLL YOU’LL EVER TAKE” are in and somebody's getting tattooed on the show. No ragrats.
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