The Wolves persistance... Kyrie Maud'Dib... Seinfeld's the Shape of Water... Pitching giving us life... Some creative suggestions for Derek Jeter... THE BATS... Pitch Clock Time Dilation... A Fatwah on Diamond Spots... Only Minnesotans and Ohioans respect themselves... Enough with the goddamn Phillie himbo bullshit... watching afghanistan war movies on 4/20... Ken rosenthal takes the demon way in hell... Gert Frobe!... The persistance of various family curses at Wrestlemania...
