A bit of unfocused Twins effusion... the craziest Twins finishes we've ever seen... Stealing home... Some social media advice for the Twins Radio broadcast... I want Emilio Pa-GONE... Kepler vs Nick Gordon... Paul Molitor is better at everything than Dan Gladden... The Jersey Devil is real... Rob Manfred suck my dick... Corey Lewandowski: The Twins' Minor League Phenom... A referendum on the relative safety of Downtown Minneapolis... Mugging Jon Bonnes... Nuggs in Five... Policing Jokic's emotions... KAT TEAMMATE OF THE CENTURY... Being an Alpha Weiner... KAT LOUDMOUTH OF THE YEAR... A quick aside about Boutros Boutros-Ghali... Teofimo Lopez: Sport's Most Successful Emotional Wreck... Entering the forbidden door... Against the singing of patriotic songs at sporting events... A quick discussion of Rambo and Death Wish...
