A pole dancer and sword swallower from America's got talent, kicks off the Lindell Men's conference. The United Methodists suddenly decide that Church and State do go together; as long as they control Books of Discipline and pledge to create a church caucus of LGBTQ drag for the UMC. A famous Assyrian Orthodox preacher and teacher is attacked by a sweatshirt wearing Muslim terrorist. We'll also discuss why the Catholic Priesthood is in continuous decline.