What better way to start off history class than with the ancient Minoans, one of the oldest and arguably sexiest civilizations in human history! These MFs built ludicrously large palaces, had a mysterious hidden language, served as the basis for the myth of the Minotaur, and worshiped a sexy chubby snake goddess with huge boobs. As they should.
0:00 VOTE
0:47 Intro
2:27 Mesopotamians
4:58 Ancient Greek Field Trip
7:27 Ancient Greek periods?
8:43 Minoans are cooking
10:10 Booo pots and pans
11:22 Knossos is baller
12:51 Matriarchal society!!
14:33 Sexy Mother Goddess
18:01 Linear A and Linear B
20:00 The Myth of the Minotaur
25:50 Excavating that sh!t
27:18 Story time! My Knossos tour
31:08 Any questions?
32:20 Outro
