Real courtroom war stories. Can you beat a DWI when you’re 3 times over the limit and piss yourself in the police car? What if you’re 5 times over the limit? What if you show up for court drunk? What if you show up for court high? What if you don’t show up at all? Will I go to jail? What do most people get in a plea bargain? What is the optimal plea bargain? Can I get out of it without a trial? What happens at trial? How can I get to work and get my kids to school with a suspended license?
