The Swordboys wake up in their fur coat snuggies to watch Red Sonja teach the young prince how to “hold his sword”. We discuss Falkon: Origins, and marvel at how this movie is just basically Ernie Reyes Jr and a bunch of people who can’t speak English. Next up, Tarn and Falkon consider visiting Hyborian Pawn Stars before they are attacked by a robot fish dragon with a sword tongue! What are its motivations? And is this an action scene or an amusement park ride with zero amusement? Finally, we talk about whether or not we are shipping Sonja and Kalidor. Or Arnold Schwarzenegger with basically anyone…
Runtime - 00:45:25 - 00:59:18
