It's Day Two of our big trip down to Whitby, and we start off on the X12 from Newcastle to Middlesbrough.
Along the way we eat Durham's weirdest breakfast, meet the Victorian era's most heartless aristocrat, and go pun-spotting in Chester-le-Street.
Written, read and sort of edited by Ian Burke.
Music by Mesita (mesitamusic.com).
Read the original version on Slower Travel.
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