Space Admin, Space aquariums, Sexy space robots.
These are just some of the dense themes that someone needs to cover off when reviewing the 100 hour space odyssey that is Mass Effect: Legendary Edition (PS4, 2021).
We decided we needed to rope in a 'Large Party RPG' professional to help with such weighty topics...
Someone who can actually define the words 'Paragon' and 'Renegade' (unlike Fazz).
Someone who is happy to speak effusively for 90 minutes on our podcast whilst we prod them with really inane questions.
Someone who has played through the remastered trilogy again recently so it's fresh in their mind.
Luckily, that someone was sat downstairs in the pod house.
Enter Fiona, a pod stalwart by this point, to help 'Shephard' us through a Whistle-stop tour of the Mass Effect Galaxy. Settle in for the bumpy ride. It's a bit like a journey in the Mako, only hopefully not totally shit.
Enjoy the pod.