Does riding a rocket for 11 minutes make you an astronaut… or just a really expensive passenger?
We break down the real definition of an astronaut, why titles matter, and how media hype is diluting decades of grit, science, and sacrifice. This one’s part science, part shade — and all orbit, no filter.
Spoiler alert: If you didn’t train, float, fix, or nearly die… you’re probably just a space tourist.
