Welcome to another episode of Throuple, the podcast whose calves are unnervingly exposed to the air.
Liz threatens to call the ASPCA on Monica, Beau nominates Fergie as the new ASPCA spokesperson, and we make ChatGPT write the new Sarah-Mclachlan-style neglected animal song for Fergie. We blow Jack Harlow out of the water with our Glamorous remix “A-B-U-S-E-D D-O-G-S.” Monica forces Beau to guess various internet slang and acronyms (we loved his GRWM version: “God’s Real Women Meet Up”). Beau discusses his long-con rizz and the gang makes it 29 minutes without accusing each other of racism. We reminisce about the low-quality weed of our childhood, the return of slay, and a bombshell drops: someone thinks the “A” in LGBTQIA+ stands for “Ally”. Plus, guess the internet slang that Putin invented!
Monica describes her perfect burrito, Liz whitesplains New Mexican food, and Beau slanders beets. The sigma girlies celebrate their one year friendiversary and reminisce over their sake-soaked first date walking through every aisle of Daiso. Monica tests the group: are these outlandish anime titles and plotlines real, or fake?? Featuring: Magical Girl Fight Fight, stagediving teen idol plaster busts, and a GOP nightmare/wet dream plot involving forced gender reassignment. Stay till the end to hear the full lyrics of A-B-U-S-E-D D-O-G-S, and till the VERY end to hear the dramatic AI remix.
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