Phoebe chose one of JD Salinger's most famous stories, "A Perfect Day for Bananafish," based in part on some sort of anime adaptation that Kelly is too old to understand. But he gladly rereads this old favorite (the Salinger story, not the anime), and decides it holds up just fine. Here's the big question though: what's up with Seymore and that little girl? Is he, like, able to connect with children because he's the only honest adult left, or is he a bit of a pedo? That and other crucial questions discussed.