Are you blind when you're born? Can you see in the dark? Well hopefully you stayed blind through this atrocious garbage fire of a film that Andrew Lloyd Webber found so egregious that he went out and bought a dog. Taylor Swift's got a cameo in this thing and it's.. kinda good, all things considered? So we're gonna talk about it. and there's no doin' anything aboooouuu-hoowowoo-wout it!
