Buckle up, folks! Da Bears' Brass caved to the whiny Chicago Media mafia, who were banging down the doors at Halas Hall demanding Caleb Williams spill the tea on those juicy book quotes. Meanwhile, Terry Bradshaw dished out his REAL feelings on Aaron Rodgers QBing in the 'Burgh next year (spoiler: not a fan), Shohei Ohtani is making history like it's his job (Are You Not Entertained?), and we're breaking down the Smackdown card to predict who'll be rolling in dough at MONEY In The Bank. And that's not all, folks! 🤣